I’m sure you’ve all read by now about the “famous Argentine opera diva” (who, by the way, nobody has ever heard of, so she’s not famous; and she doesn’t sing opera, so she’s not an opera diva; and at the rate she’s going, she’s probably going to turn out to be from Bolivia)… but, anyway, I’m not going to quote the name of this woman who got into a shoving match with restaurant staff after they fielded complaints that her speaker-phone conversation was disturbing other diners, because I’m pretty sure it’s being pushed by her publicist, since ordinarily police reports do not include the phrase “known worldwide for her beauty and brains.” [NY Daily News]