Welcome to the Machine Welcome to the Machine

The “the ‘most authentic aspect of Lepage’s production is the overall failure of its illusionist agenda.”

Welcome to the Machine Welcome to the Machine

Robert Lepage promises a more “urban” take on the work.

Noises on Noises on

[via metopera.org]

Between the conception and the creation between the emotion and the response Between the conception and the creation between the emotion and the response

So finally we can see what the Robert Lepage Ring would have looked like if only the Machine hadn’t been totally fucked.

Zurück vom “Ring!” Zurück vom “Ring!”

Peter Gelb says the Ring will definitely not return, as originally planned, in 2017, and where has La Cieca heard that before?

Plank your lucky stars Plank your lucky stars

The next scheduled appearance of the Met’s Ring production has been canceled, as irrevocably as these things can ever be.

Avec la participation exceptionnelle de La Machine Avec la participation exceptionnelle de La Machine

La Cieca is always delighted when Met stars “cross over” into more popular genres of entertainment.

A series of ones and zeroes A series of ones and zeroes

“I’m analytical, not wild,” Ms. Garanca told an interviewer in 2009.

Sun rises in east as dog bites man Sun rises in east as dog bites man

A member of the cher public who braved this afternoon’s performance of Das Rheingold at the Met reports that the Machine jammed halfway through the transition between scenes two and three.

Requiem for a dream Requiem for a dream

Last night, La Cieca finally got around to watching that documentary about the rocky road to the new Ring at the Met, and she has a thought or two about this whole brouhaha.

Twilight time Twilight time

And finally, we come to the last night of our Ring-watching experience, cher public.

Kid stuff Kid stuff

Ring mania continues tonight at 9 pm with Siegfried on PBS.

Sibling revelry Sibling revelry

Welcome, cher public, to the second night of the week’s Wagnerama.

Rainbow party Rainbow party

Welcome, cher public, to the first night of our Ring-watching experience

Planks, for the memory Planks, for the memory

The Robert Lepage production of the Ring cycle will be shown complete (including the now de rigueur fifth part of the pentalogy, Wagner’s Dream) September 11-14 on PBS

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth How sharper than a serpent’s tooth

“The Met’s new Ring is the most frustrating opera production I have ever had to grapple with.”

Ass backwards Ass backwards

Zachary Woolfe went to Las Vegas and all we got was a thoughtful analysis of why Robert Lepage was never a good fit for the Ring.

And that’s when I clicked “close gesamtkunstwerk” And that’s when I clicked “close gesamtkunstwerk”

A sharp-eyed spy at tonight’s performance of Die Walküre at the Met notes that, while there were no malfunctions of the Machine per se, there was an unexpected projection toward the middle of the third act.

Sound of gnashing teeth noted Sound of gnashing teeth noted

A phrase no one ever thought to see in print…

Excuse ex machina

The Machine malfunctioned tonight in Siegfried at the Met, only one performance behind schedule. La Cieca is told that the final transition to the “Valkyrie Rock” could not be completed.  “Just as Siegfried was starting his climb, multiple planks thudded into ‘down’ position.  Lots of shouting into walkie-talkies.  The set never moved again,” a witness…

You might want to sing it note for note You might want to sing it note for note

Those lucky few of you who manage to scare up tickets to the Met’s second Ring cycle of the spring ($3,500 top) will no doubt want to start crossing your fingers now that nothing goes wrong with “The Machine” at the “prologue-evening” Das Rheingold April 26.

Verletzung gab’s! Sind die andren schon da?

UPDATE: The Met’s press office states, “At the beginning of Act III (‘The Ride of the Valkyries’ scene) of last evening’s performance of Die Walküre, one of the planks that comprise the set descended to the stage floor rather than stopping opposite the stage apron. As a result, the artist singing Siegrune, mezzo-soprano Eve Gigliotti,…

Spy-jo-to-ho!

You really didn’t think your doyenne would let a top-secret dress rehearsal at the Met slip away without getting an exclusive on-the-scene report for you, the cher public? Now, did you? Well, if you did, you’re wrong, because La Cieca’s mole (pictured) has filed the following report: