As La Cieca intones after the jump (in her newly-found inhuman manner) you can upload a photo (of your favorite diva or divo) and this online gizmo will animate it into a talking Star Trek character. At the end of the animation process, please choose “share” and then “email” so you can send your Trekkified…

on April 23, 2009 at 7:08 PM

La Cieca just returned from the HD of The Audition, a documentary about the 2007 Met National Council Auditions.  The film puts her in an optimistic mood about the future of opera performance, or at any rate opera performers.  Focus is on three young tenors who (spoiler) all end up winning the competition.

on April 19, 2009 at 7:04 PM

Our previous Regie puzzler was a very non-standard opera indeed, György Ligeti‘s Le Grand Macabre. More standard and equally grand if perhaps less macabre is this week’s Regie quiz after the jump. 

on April 05, 2009 at 8:21 PM

Mrs. John Claggart saw through the balloonery of our most recent Regie quiz, correctly identifying not only the opera Werther but each scene depicted. So, cher public, let’s see how you do with this week’s conundrum.

on March 29, 2009 at 8:56 PM

La Cieca realizes she hasn’t devised a contest for you competitive members of the cher public in, oh, ages. So she’s going to direct you to the Omniscient Mussel blog, where the game is to offer an opera plot synopsis via Twitter.

on March 26, 2009 at 2:49 PM

Last week’s Regie quiz could have depicted any number of operas, and La Cieca doubts there’s any opera title that wasn’t guessed. But the answer was La Vida Breve as presented by Oper Frankfurt, David Hermann (director). And now another opera done the Regie way.

on March 08, 2009 at 6:39 PM

UPDATE: The winner of the Turban Competition is the Roberto Alagna photo, submitted by Vanderdecken. The cher public has quite figuratively buried La Cieca in turbans since yesterday, more than 50 in all. Choosing a “best” five was a daunting task, but your doyenne did her best and has determined that her decisions are final.…

on March 07, 2009 at 8:05 PM

As La Cieca hardly thinks she needs tell you, among the attributes of a prima donna necessary to the success of a performance of Adriana Lecouvreur are morbidezza, il sacro fuoco, voce di petto and of course the ability to wear a turban. And surely you do realize that, sad to say, not everyone can pull off a turban. 

on March 06, 2009 at 11:31 AM

[This caption by rysanekfreak replaces La Cieca’s original, “So it’s agreed: Roberto gets the house in Monte Carlo; Angela gets custody of the gays”.]

on March 04, 2009 at 11:04 AM

[La Cieca’s old, old, old friend Camille attended Montserrat Caballe‘s Valentine’s Day duo recital earlier this month. Her reactions — which she admits it took her some days to sort out in her mind — follow.] After some reflection and reviewing Caballe’s Orange Festival Norma, once again, I can merely pipe up with my opinion…

on February 26, 2009 at 5:48 PM

Longtime friend of the ‘box Little Stevie returns to Adriana Lecouvreur: I have always believed that as with La Gioconda, a great performance of Adriana Lecouvreur needs to serve up “the four greatest singers in the world”, and the Met seems to come close to doing just that. I have attended all of the performances…

on February 14, 2009 at 11:42 AM

The Met’s $25 weekend ticket program this week features Adriana Lecouvreur. Though La Cieca is naturally remaining mum about this revival until Our Own JJ‘s review appears, she’s more than interested to hear what you, the cher public, think. So if you can get into the Friday night performance via the lottery (or any other…

on February 09, 2009 at 1:33 PM

Congratulations to, well, several of you who recognized that in the previous quiz, the peeling paint on the walls was caused, as so often it is, by the singing of Abigaille in Nabucco. Only one photo this week, but La Cieca offers an amazon.com gift certificate for the wittiest explanation of what the hell is…

on February 08, 2009 at 10:43 PM

La Cieca would like to assure all of you that, though it may sound like it, she is not hosting the Opera Quiz today!

on February 07, 2009 at 3:20 PM

Far too easy, or at least far too straightforward, was last week’s Regie quiz. From the very beginning Lindoro and many others recognized Pfitzner’s Palestrina. The very handsome production was seen recently at the Bavarian State Opera. Christian Stückl was the director and Stefan Hageneier the designer. Is this week’s quiz a trifle more challenging?…

on January 25, 2009 at 1:40 AM

But you might call it deconstruction avant la lettre. [kml_flashembed movie=”http://www.youtube.com/v/rarkvZ4Cc0A” width=”425″ height=”350″ wmode=”transparent” /]

on January 25, 2009 at 1:15 AM

Well played, Tannengrin: your guess of Lucia di Lammermoor for our most recent Regie quiz was right on the mark. Hunkentenor fanciers among you will be interested to hear that the shirtless stripling in the third photo is Edgardo, in the person of Vittorio Grigolo. La Cieca cannot offer even seminudity in this week’s quiz,…

on January 18, 2009 at 11:38 PM

Quote the line (and the title of the Noel Coward play in which it is spoken) by that perfectly describes La rondine.

on January 10, 2009 at 2:18 PM

Oh, La Cieca just can’t put anything over on a smartyboots like our own Hans Lick, who guessed within seconds that last week’s Regie quiz was in fact Benvenuto Cellini. Let us hope that even Ironic Hans will be puzzled by this week’s mystery production, after the jump. 

on January 04, 2009 at 10:49 PM

Eclectic “not news” site fark.com takes on high culture with their current Photoshop contest. The task: take an image from Francesca Zambello‘s WNO production of the Ring (well, maybe the culture’s not so high after all) and then tweak the context a bit. Best entry so far: The original image and its many variations may…

on December 31, 2008 at 8:21 AM

In our previous Regie quiz, the eponymous character who managed to avoid being photographed (and, thus the title of the opera) was “La Calisto” by dear old Francesco Cavalli. The production was from the Landestheater Linz, directed by Matthias Davids. An opera from a more recent century, after the jump. 

on December 28, 2008 at 12:48 PM

La Cieca just saw what must be the Platonic ideal of a Regie Quiz photo, but since the piece is supposed to be a sendup, it’s really not eligible for competition. And yet… pugs in iguana costumes! Brilliant! If you want to know more about this work, click here.

on December 22, 2008 at 7:10 PM

Can it be a whole month since the Regie Quiz last graced the laptops of the cher public? Indeed it has, and perhaps now it is a bit anticlimactic to reveal that the operatic rarity depicted in that long-ago puzzler was Marco Polo. This one’s not a bread and butter work either, and La Cieca…

on December 20, 2008 at 3:09 PM

The Met website just announced this week’s set of winners in the “$25 Weekend Ticket” lottery. La Cieca counts 260 pairs of ducats awarded for the December 12 Tristan und Isolde and 50 for the following night’s Don Giovanni. Your doyenne is interested to hear if any of you cher public participated in this week’s…

on December 09, 2008 at 4:31 PM