Inspired by Our Own Camille (not pictured, obviously), La Cieca proposes a new competition in honor of the Met’s coming revival of La fanciulla del West. Your challenge: share with us the most suggestive double-entendre line in a published synopsis or review of Puccini’s opera.

La Cieca will start you off with: “Minnie bursts into sobs and throws her arms around the motionless Johnson.”

The thickest and meatiest entry by December 6 will be awarded the usual Amazon gift card.