The dreaded Regie rears its ugly head in an unexpected venue:  a children’s Christmas pageant!

“Humbug teachers at a primary school have come under fire for re-writing this year’s Christmas pantomime of Hansel and Gretel – to make them hooded yobs.

“The fairytale characters have been re-cast as violent thugs who terrorise their neighbourhood and bully people as they hunt for the gingerbread house.” [Daily Mail]