When she’s dressing for a gala and she wants to stand out from the crowd, what’s a diva to do?

Well, she can hire Angie Dickinson‘s hairdresser, but then confuse the issue by making her dress out of window sheers.

Or she can go for a classically simply mother of the bride dress, and then forget to wash her hair.

For the divo, though, nothing screams “gala” like a tuxedo from the Gaylord Ravenal Collection.

One non-fashion related note. If you’re singing a trio and you think you might want your voices to blend, the three of you might want to get together and decide what vowel you’re singing on. One “urr” and two “ee’s” do not a pretty chord make.