Things go better with woke Things go better with woke

“This influx comes during a time in which opera companies around the country… are struggling to compete with the addictive quick-pleasure center that is the smart phone.”

on September 16, 2019 at 9:03 PM
I’ve never seen one as big as that before I’ve never seen one as big as that before

The ineffable Fred Plotkin explains why, so far as he’s concerned, size doesn’t matter.

on February 24, 2017 at 8:49 AM
Fixture Fixture

“When you’re really quiet, you can hear the tinkling when they stop.”

on August 21, 2016 at 12:35 PM
Dead nacred Dead nacred

La Cieca (not pictured) surrenders, cher public: she can no longer bear the burden of opposing ignorant, hysterical pearl-clutching on the internet. The clutchers have won.

on June 02, 2015 at 10:40 AM
“I meant to do that” “I meant to do that”

What does rankle your doyenne is the “Special Freddie” awarded to Christine Goerke, whose response is, well, perhaps a trifle less than completely ingenuous.

on December 23, 2014 at 11:08 AM
Steely gaze Steely gaze

“Is that dear Mr. Plotkin I see?” queries a doyenne.

on June 08, 2014 at 1:21 AM
Gee, our old Chagalls hang great Gee, our old Chagalls hang great

It’s time to bring out the canard again, this time a whole row of them in fact.

on June 06, 2014 at 11:16 AM