La Cieca

James Jorden (who wrote under the names "La Cieca" and "Our Own JJ") was the founder and editor of parterre box. During his 20 year career as an opera critic he wrote for the New York Times, Opera, Gay City News, Opera Now, Musical America and the New York Post. He also raised his voice in punditry on National Public Radio. From time to time he directed opera, including three unsuccessful productions of Don Giovanni. He also contributed a regular column on opera for the New York Observer. James died in October 2023.

Hotter than hot! Newer than new! Hotter than hot! Newer than new!

Thanks to La Cieca’s extensive network of spies, she is able to present for your perusal, cher public, the proposal for the revival of the New York City Opera presented by the higher bidder for the company.

The wedding crasher The wedding crasher

Take a break from whatever sports game may be played today, cher public, and discuss a few off-topic and general interest subjects.

Voilà la belle grisette! Voilà la belle grisette!

Andriana Chuchman will sing the role of Valencienne in this season’s April and May performances of Lehár’s The Merry Widow.

And that’s snow business And that’s snow business

This evening’s performance of Iolanta/Bluebeard’s Castle has been cancelled.

Ufa the top Ufa the top

Here’s the winners of the Ildar Abdrazkov Quiz, Bluebeard and Krunoslav!

Small and inconvenient Small and inconvenient

“Conservatives cherished it for being small and inconvenient…”

Feel the burn Feel the burn

Not only are our friends at Opera Depot burning up the internet with a one-day sale on their entire collection at 60% off, they’re also offering a free download of 15 different versions of the complete Immolation Scene from Götterdämmerung.

The cycle of poverty The cycle of poverty

“The board of the bankrupt New York City Opera says it wants to sell its name and other assets to the bidder whose offer is lower than the competing bid.”

Shortlisted Shortlisted

I expected something lovely, but what I beheld was nothing short of magnificent.

Beautiful stranger Beautiful stranger

Contrary to previous reports, Jonas Kaufmann says he is not dating Madonna.

Ildar pursuit Ildar pursuit

Our good friends (and advertisers) at Maestro Artist Management have been wondering just how much you, the cher public, know about Ildar Abdrazakov.

Weekly housekeeping Weekly housekeeping

Your doyenne is no good at housewifely duties.

Your Coloraturafan dollars at work Your Coloraturafan dollars at work

The first two installments of Coloraturafan‘s interview series are now live.

Mist opportunity Mist opportunity

“I’m afraid that is not a fact.”

Boys and girls, not together Boys and girls, not together

It’s particularly bewildering that before 2013 there was no such thing as the Prototype Festival.

Sight reading Sight reading

Which American opera diva’s next starring project will be an appearance as Florence Foster Jenkins in a film about that earlier American diva’s life and times?

Elena Obraztsova 1939-2015 Elena Obraztsova 1939-2015

The celebrated Russian mezzo-soprano has died. She was 75.

Crush Crush

Take your time promenading, cher public, but please return in time to discuss off-topic and general interest subjects before the bell rings for the next act.

Job description Job description

La Cieca is sometimes asked what it is that a dramaturg does, or why it is that an opera house need a dramaturg

City of night City of night

Krzysztof Warlikowski‘s controversial production of Don Giovanni at La Monnaie is now streaming online.

Thanks a lot, but… Thanks a lot, but…

Jungfer Marianne Leitmetzerin (not pictured) congratulates Countervail for the best attempt at identifying the “Brass Divas.”

Floperetta Floperetta

>”Ghastly!” — New York Observer

Alla pompadour che s’appresta, meco, o schiava, assisterai! Alla pompadour che s’appresta, meco, o schiava, assisterai!

Appearances to the contrary, La Cieca is not teasing when she invites the cher public (pictured) to enjoy discussion of off-topic and general interest subjects.

Un’areola amorosa Un’areola amorosa

Finally La Cieca understands what tumblr is for: “Alice Coote and Boobs.”