“Riveting!”
“Seductively handsome!”
“Chiseled physique!”
“Exuding charisma!”
“Unabashedly narcissistic!”
“A stage animal!”
“Opera houses everywhere will soon be clamoring for him!”
“Exposing his muscled chest!”
“Shirtless, dripping with perspiration and looking crazed!”
“An image I’ll take home with me from London!”