You’ve survived the crowds of Black Friday, but can you face the terrors of Decorator Beige Saturday? Huge savings in every department.

11:00-2L00 LRT KLASIKA: Gretry’s ANDROMAQUE. Dirty linens – five for a dollar.

12:00-3:30 SVERIEGS RADIO P2: DON CARLO from the Goteborg Opera. Double dealings, double crossing, double coupons.

1:00-2:15 DR KLASSIK: Christoph Pregardien sings Lieder — Price Leader, that is

1:00-5:00 CBC TWO: OTELLO from Canada. Pharmaceuticals at a saving when you buy north of the border.

1:00-4:00 DEUTSCHLANDRADIO KULTUR: Mercadante’s VIRGINIA. Marked down by Mercadante.

1:00-4:00 DR P2: LUCREZIA BORGIA with Gruberova. Free samples in our potions department.

1:00-5:00 DWOJKA POLSKIE: Weill’s MAHAGONNY from Barcelona. Save 80% on fine furniture.

1:00-5:30 ESPACE MUSIQUE: HUBICKA from Wexford, and IOLANTA from Odessa. Suck on a kiss and have a Free Eye Exams while you wait.

1:00-4:00 KBYU: LA FANCIULLA DEL WEST from San Francisco. All card games and other toys 60% off.

1:00-5:00 NPR World of Opera: TAMERLANO from Washington. Used tenors at a deep discount

1:00-5:00 WRTI, others: PIQUE DAME from Houston. “Obsession” and other fragrances at cost.

1:00-6:00 RADIO CLASICA DE ESPANA: A grab bag. Your choice just two dollars.

1:00-5:00 RADIO 4 NETHERLANDS: DON PASQUALE from the Reisoper. Wives returned only with receipt.

1:00-5:00 RTP ANTENA 2: LA PERICHOLE from Lausanne. If you want a Peric without a hole, try our Sporting Goods Department.

1:00-6:00 WCNY: I PAGLIACCI and I MEDICI by Lee ‘n Cavallo, supplying fine opera since 1893.

1:00-5:00 VPR CLASSICAL
LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR with Caballe and Carrerras. Cabs, Cars, and other automotive supplies, 40% off.

1:00-5:30 WETA: HANSEL AND GRETEL at the Proms. Fresh baked goods in our Deli.

1:00-5:00 WFMT Network: XERXES from Houston. Shade trees. Plant now for summer pleasure.

1:00-5:00 BBC 3: DONG IOVANNI from English National Opera. A dong to go with your ding. Buy now, pay later.

1:00-5:00 WOSU: AIDA – and other fine Egyptian imports. At cost.

1:30-5:00 CESKY ROZHLAS VLTAVA: RUSALKA from Munich. Pool supplies in Sporting Goods, drastically reduced.

1:00-5:00 FRANCE MUSIQUE : Rachmaninoff’s MONNA VANNA and ALEKO. Classic Rach by this duo and many others plus other CDs reduced.

1:30-4:00 NRK P2: L’ELISIR D’AMORE from Venice. Fine wines – CHEAP!

2:00-6:00 HR2 KULTUR: SIMON BOCCANEGRA. Converta-kit to change old tenors into baritones.

2:00-4:30 LATVIA RADIO KLASIKA: I PURITANI from Vienna. Low price. Good Itanis slightly higher.

2:00-5:00 LYRIC FM: TOSCA from The Gaiety Theatre with Orla Boylan. (I know there’s got to be a cheap gag there somewhere, but the incongruity of Tosca in a theatre called The Gaiety just overwhelms me.)

2:00-5:00 RADIO SLOVENIA TRETJA: ALCINA in my dreams.

2:00-5:00 RADIO STEPHANSDOM: KHOVANSCHINA led by Claudio Abbado. Check out our barbecue supplies for summer pleasure.

2:00-6:00 RADIO TRE: CARMEN from Bologna with Andrew Richards. Men’s underwear half off.

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