suspiciousWhom would you prefer to pat down at an airline security check-in?

Stig Fogh Anderson as Tristan or Irene Theorin as Isolde? 12:00-6:00 SVERIGES P2

Bryan Hymel as Jose or Rinat Shaham as Carmen? 1:00-6:00 CBC 2

Massimiliano Pisapia as Roberto Devereux or . . . . . . WHO? ? ? ! ! ! PISAPIN ! Massimiliano Pisapin ! ! ! ! !? 1:00-4:00 DEUTSCHLANDRADIO KULTUR

Diane Damrau as Marie or Juan Diego Florez as Tonio. (I’ll be on the verandah.)? 1:00-4:00 KBYU

Denyce Graves as Margaret Garner or Eric Greene as Robert? 1:00-5:00 NPR World of Opera

Adrienne Pieczonka as Elsa or Richard Paul Fink as Telramund ? 1:00-5:00 KUSF

Kristina Opolais as Rusalka or Klaus Florian Vogt as the Prince. (yeah, my prints will be all over THAT Prince.) ? 1:00-4:00 NRK KLASSISK

A bunch of men isolated in barracks. DIE SOLDATEN on an airline. Yeah, sure? 1:00-5:00 RADIO 4 NETHERLANDS

Anya Harteros as Alcina or Veronica Cangemi as Rinaldo ? 1:00-5:00 RADIO CLASICA DE ESPANA

A bunch of Welsh people singing RADAMISTO or Bryn Terfel singing Rodgers and Hammerstein ? 1:00-5:00 BBC 3

Simon Keenlyside as MACBETTO or Erica Sunnegardh as Lady M. ? 1:00-5:00 RTP ANTENA 2

Gundula Janowitz as FIDELIO or Leonard Bernstein in the pit ? 1:00-5:00 VPR

Amanda Roocroft as the Governess or Andrew Kennedy as Peter Quint? 1:00-4:00 WCLV

Theo Adam in ALFONSO ED ESTRELLA or Soile Isokoski in DIE VERSCHWORENEN? 1:00-6:00 WCNY

Katia Pellegrino as NORMA or Gregory Kunde as Pollione? 1:00-5:30 WETA

Vladimir Galouzine as Ghermann or Judith Forst as the old Countess? 1:00-5:00 WFMT Network

Philippe Jaroussky or Massimiliano Pisapin? No contest. 1:00-5:00 WOSU

Florin Cezar Ouatu as MONTEZUMA or Mireille Delunsch as Eupaforice. Where do they come up with those names? 1:30-5:00 DWOJKE POLSKIE

Benjamin Britten or Krysztof Penderecki? 2:00-3:30 CESKY ROZHLAS D-Dur

Jose Van Dam as DON QUICHOTTE or Silvia Tro Santafe as Dulcinee? 2:00-5:00 CESKY ROZHLAS VLTAVA

Kurt Streit as IDOMENEO or Angeles Blancas Giulin as Ilia? 2:00-5:00 RADIO STEPHANSDOM

Ivan Magri as GIANNI DI PARIGI or . . .. lemme take another look at that Pisapin dude. 2:30-6:00 RADIO TRE

Robert Expert as Orlando . . . or . . . hmmmm “Betsabee Haas”. There’s something about that name that just calls for real close inspection. 4:00-6:00 BARTOK RADIO

La Cieca

James Jorden (who wrote under the names "La Cieca" and "Our Own JJ") was the founder and editor of parterre box. During his 20 year career as an opera critic he wrote for the New York Times, Opera, Gay City News, Opera Now, Musical America and the New York Post. He also raised his voice in punditry on National Public Radio. From time to time he directed opera, including three unsuccessful productions of Don Giovanni. He also contributed a regular column on opera for the New York Observer. James died in October 2023.

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