Curiously, the response to La Cieca’s challenge to identify the ten “wrong numbers” she reached whilst trying to phone Milton Host has evoked something less than the usual excitement associated with an Unnatural Acts of Opera quiz. As such, your doyenne will make it easy for you by making available an excerpt from the Vestale podcast with just the “riotously funny” bits. So, it’s up to you, chers commentateurs: who are all these people?