Not bad for a human
Cher public, La Cieca must inform you that the president of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, Michael Kaiser (right), is afraid of you (left). “This is a scary trend,” says he. [via Huffington Post, of all places to climb on your soapbox about "serious arts criticism."]
As long as Greg Sandow and Mark Swed have jobs as anything other than filing clerks, I’ll just have to laugh at Mr. Kaiser’s thesis.