Things go better with woke Things go better with woke

“This influx comes during a time in which opera companies around the country… are struggling to compete with the addictive quick-pleasure center that is the smart phone.”

I’ve never seen one as big as that before I’ve never seen one as big as that before

The ineffable Fred Plotkin explains why, so far as he’s concerned, size doesn’t matter.

Fixture Fixture

“When you’re really quiet, you can hear the tinkling when they stop.”

Dead nacred Dead nacred

La Cieca (not pictured) surrenders, cher public: she can no longer bear the burden of opposing ignorant, hysterical pearl-clutching on the internet. The clutchers have won.

“I meant to do that” “I meant to do that”

What does rankle your doyenne is the “Special Freddie” awarded to Christine Goerke, whose response is, well, perhaps a trifle less than completely ingenuous.

Steely gaze Steely gaze

“Is that dear Mr. Plotkin I see?” queries a doyenne.

Gee, our old Chagalls hang great Gee, our old Chagalls hang great

It’s time to bring out the canard again, this time a whole row of them in fact.