Questo e Quello

Just got real Just got real

The Met’s administrative offices were vandalized this morning, with “obscene messages” sprayed “on some paintings and sculptures.”

Grand slam Grand slam

“Now, ‘grand’ can mean ‘opulent’ or ‘magnificent,’ which this concert’s singers certainly were.”

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard provide important political balance Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard provide important political balance

Guys, this would be funny if if weren’t so scary.

“O, beware, my lord, of TRESemmé!” “O, beware, my lord, of TRESemmé!”

Luxuriantly maned divos Dmitri Hvorostovsky and Roberto Alagna rehearse Otello.

Mary Garden was eating grapes Mary Garden was eating grapes

“God knows some day I hope to love a man,” says actress Mary Garden.

Cigar rush Cigar rush

Smoldering Vesselina Kasarova is Carmen in a 2009 live performance from the Wiener Staatsoper, this week’s offering from Jungfer Marianne Leizmetzerin.

A loge of their own A loge of their own

Take advantage of this brief interval, cher public, to discuss off-topic and general interest subjects.

Voce di donna o d’angelina Voce di donna o d’angelina

With all due respect to Meryl Streep, there is only one actress currently active in film qualified to play Maria Callas.

Georgia on my mind Georgia on my mind

Jaw-breaking soprano Tamar Iveri is trying to walk back her recent homophobic rant by saying she has “many gay friends.”

Clash by day Clash by day

Our Own JJ (not pictured) debates Tim Smith, classical music critic of the Baltimore Sun, on the topic of the Met’s cancellation of the HD telecast of The Death of Klinghoffer.

The pit and the pendulum The pit and the pendulum

“The award-winning MET Orchestra’s global reputation as a top-tier ensemble is critical to New York City’s tourism and cultural economy.”

Waxy buildup Waxy buildup

I avoided visiting any waxworks establishment until On Site Opera’s lively production of Rameau’s one-act Pygmalion summoned me Tuesday evening to Madame Tussauds just off New York City’s Times Square.

The winner takes it all The winner takes it all

It had to happen sooner or later: Meryl Streep will play Maria Callas.

Death of “Klinghoffer” Death of “Klinghoffer”

Bowing to pressure from “the Anti-Defamation League, representing the wishes of the Klinghoffer daughters,” the Met has canceled its scheduled HD telecast of The Death of Klinghoffer next season.

Falsch und feig Falsch und feig

The Hartford Wagner Festival’s production of Das Rheingold has been canceled.

We have always slept in the castle We have always slept in the castle

For those of you still queasy after Mary Zimmerman’s sophomoric snarknado attack on Bellini’s La Sonnambula, the new DVD of the Stuttgart Opera production should provide a bracing restorative.

Auto-da-fair Auto-da-fair

The Salzburg Festival has long had the image of this place where for a little over a month, the very best singers are brought together with the very best conductors and the very best directors to create the very best productions the opera world has to offer.

A tale so strong and full of woe A tale so strong and full of woe

Jungfer Marianne Leitmetzerin offers something a little different for this week’s curtain raiser: a performance of Dido and Aeneas by Les Arts Florissants under the direction of William Christie.

En retard En retard

Please forgive La Cieca’s tardiness this week, cher public, but she had a major snafu with her toilette.

West side non-story West side non-story

La Cieca hears that the Met’s planned production of West Side Story in the 2017-2018 season has been shelved.

Bullets over Valhalla Bullets over Valhalla

“But,” he added, “I find it distressing to be threatened by other artists.”

The children’s hour The children’s hour

Ever on the avant-garde, Lyric Opera of Chicago has embraced the cutting-edge technology of “phonography” as part of their effort to attract young audiences.

Bomb squad Bomb squad

Vienna never really forgave Erich Wolfgang Korngold for going to work in the movies.

News from down under News from down under

“Kiwi opera singer Teddy Tahu Rhodes is reportedly involved in a sex tape scandal involving an unknown woman.”