You know that Vivaldi opera everyone’s been talking about? (Yeah, La Cieca realizes that sentence looks absurd, but read on.) Anyway, here’s the already infamous nude scene for tenor Zachary Stains from the opera Ercole sul Termodonte, or, as it is

generally known in this country, “Hercules versus the Dental Hygienist.” (NSFW, obviously, since Mr. Stains’ “original instrument” is clearly visible.)