All it takes to rocket to the top of the charts on parterre box these days is a chaise longue and a periwinkle dress. Your top 10 stories for July 2018 after the jump.

1. O sofa fanciulla
2. Knightfall
3. If I could be with you one scour tonight
4. Filling in
5. U mad?
6. Controlled ecstasy
7. “Ah, mascalzone, presto in prigione! Suzuki, il thè!”
8. Brian Kellow 1959-1918
9. Transience
10. You mean the butcher, grandma