
In that case, maybe you’ll take some of Betsy’s suggestions for the weekend pick a little chat a little.
1:00-4:30 BBC 3. Steffani’s NIOBE with Veronique Gens or treat that pesky yeast infection.
1:00-5:00 BR KLASSIK and numerous others. RUSALKA with Stemme and Vogt or polish your toenails.
1:00-5:00 CBC TWO. Schumann’s GENOVEVA or give the dog a bath.
1:00-4:00 DEUTSCHLANDRADIO KULTUR. LUCREZIA BORGIA with Gruberova or plot revenge on that snotty bitch downstairs.
1:00-4:00 DR P2. MAHAGONNY from Madrid or pee off the balcony and duck out of site before it reaches the sidewalk.
1:00-5:30 ESPACE MUSIQUE. LOHENGRIN from Bayreuth or arrange your cereal boxes alphabetically.
1:00-5:00 KBYU. IL TRITTICO from the Utah Opera or re-read that “special” issue of Playgirl.
1:00-5:00 NPR World of Opera. ELEKTRA from Washington National Opera or get really hung up on that centerfold.
1:00-5:00 KUSF. LA FILLE DU REGIMENT from San Francisco or shampoo the couch.
1:00-5:00 RADIO CLASICA DE ESPANA. LA SONNAMBULA from the Met with Sutherland and Gedda or try to concoct an explanation for your spouse why the couch is so wet.
1:00-6:00 ANTENA 2. GOTTERDAMMERUNG from Bayreuth or hire those teenagers from down the hall to come in and blow on your couch.
1:00-5:00 WFMT Network. LA RONDINE from San Francisco or explain to those angry parents that you specifically said “to blow on the couch” and that’s what you meant.
1:00-5:00 WOSU. An Orpheus double bill or write out a large check to some very angry parents.
1:00-4:00 WRTI. SALOME from San Francisco or send off application to enter that monastery in Kentucky.
1:25-5:00 DWOJKA POLSKIE and others. Hindemith’s CARDILLAC or read up on Google what entering a monastery actually entails.
1:30-4:30 BARTOK RADIO. Gluck’s ARMIDA or write state office to change your birth certificate from ‘Jewish’ to ‘Catholic’
1:30-4:00 NRK KLASIK. Tchaikovsky’s IOLANTA from Odessa or check to see if there is a Jewish monastery in Odessa.
2:00-3:30 CESKY ROZHLAS VLTAVA. BUDOU JAZYKOVA SPECIALISTKA or learn to read Czech
2:00-5:00 ESPACE 2. IL BARBIERE DI SIVIGLIA from Geneva or re-pot some more geraniums.
2:00-6:00 KLARA. D’Indy’s L’ETRANGER or order a pizza.
2:00-5:00 LYRIC FM. Peter Ash’s THE GOLDEN TICKET or ignore the fact that you have just read the word ‘peter’ and that Johnny Depp played Willy Wonka.
2:00-5:00 RADIO STEPHANSDOM. AIDA with Millo and (tenor) Domingo or find the money to pay for the pizza that just arrived.
