Our Own JJ scoops the world, yet once again.

By two weeks, yet.

January 5: “Despite her flawless voice, the Latvian diva’s singing sounded as stiff and artificial as her frizzy black wig. Her attempts at Christopher Wheeldon’s booty-popping choreography looked game but embarrassing, like a Martha Stewart lesson on pole dancing.” [New York Post]

January 19: “Find fun ways to get fit with Martha on a special show full of unique exercises: Pole dance your way to a toned body…” [MarthaStewart.com]