What? Springtime? Adam Lambert? An Ungaro Spring frock (pictured)?

Or that old standby, “gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys?” (Not pictured, alas)

Yes, all those things are gay, and some are even gay gay gay gay gay. But nothing is or ever was as gay as this:

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