The infamous X-rated telephone calls from Fox News blowhard Bill O’Reilly to his producer Andrea Mackris are now arias in a decidedly secular oratorio by composer Igor Keller. According to the gossip site radar.com, Keller has set court documents relating to Mackris’s sexual harassment lawsuit against O’Reilly as “seven chorales, four recitatives, and numerous arias.” The work, Mackris vs. O’Reilly, is scheduled for a premiere in Seattle in January 2007.