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  • Cicciabella: Mock-heroic will do. 11:36 AM
  • Cicciabella: The grey and black dresses were indeed very elegant, worn with minimal jewellery. Then she went... 11:31 AM
  • NPW-Paris: I thought she might sing them “gleichzeitg ” and end with a display of fireworks. 11:10 AM
  • basso profundo: But he doesn’t have a heroic tenor voice. 11:09 AM
  • antikitschychick: Lol ok let me clarify. She wouldn’t sing them in that order; I was mostly just... 10:50 AM
  • DonCarloFanatic: Fun to see someone who does not need to wear a tent wearing one anyway. 10:17 AM
  • manou: …”Jona than Summers as Le Bailli”̷ 0;: Vivat, Kruno semper Vivat! Talk about... 10:14 AM
  • armerjacquino: And even this subthread started over a *Greek* singer. Then, inevitably… Can anyone say... 10:13 AM
  • Krunoslav: British-based is better! This season, and just the tip of the iceberg, taken in 5 minutes from... 10:05 AM
  • manou: The grey and black dresses are fine. The red one is modelled on the gowns worn by those South American... 9:58 AM

Problem solved!

Press release: “EMI Classics will release Fifty Shades of Grey – The Classical Album, a 15-track album featuring classical music personally selected by author E L James herself and referenced in her bestselling Fifty Shades book trilogy. . . . Says James of the new album:  ‘I am thrilled that the classical pieces that inspired me while I wrote the Fifty Shades Trilogy are being brought together in one collection for all lovers of the books to enjoy’.”

“We are delighted to be partnering with E L James and Random House on this project,” said Wendy Ong, VP of EMI Classics. “The Fifty Shades books are a bona fide cultural phenomenon, and they offer an exciting new way to present this timeless music to audiences who might not otherwise be exposed to it [i.e., the music].”

And now, a sampling of EMI’s “Music to Torture By.”


57 comments

  • OpinionatedNeophyte says:

    I’ve finally heard Renee’s I Could’ve Danced All Night, life’s ambition complete.