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The cher public are invited to suggest captions for this less than flattering photo by Sara Krulwich, which appeared originally in the New York Times.
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When I told you to call me Mommie Dearest, I wanted you to mean it!
Sara Krulwich is most certainly a Cruel Witch.
I have never seen a photo of an opera singer taken by this woman which does not look obscene. She can always be depended upon to demean. Be mean. Be cruel.
Be a CruelWich.
1. Good Hamlet, lend me some of your nighted color!
2. I am the bastard child of Michael Jackson and Ronald McDonald!
http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/mjasronald.html
PS- In troth, I love this picture! So dramatic! And- I mean, we already know how gorgeous she is anyway…