Headline of the year for 2006
“Opera that depicts Bush, Blair dancing in underwear is canceled.”
From the Associated Press.
And while we’re on the subject, the scene in question (from Robert Carsen‘s production of Candide, which will not be seen at La Scala in 2007.)

Please write anything else!
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
When there’s a will, I want to be in it.