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Slipped hypocrisy

Coot-owned and -operated blog which never reviews anything complains that the New York Times classical music section is reviewing the wrong things. Bonus homophobia in the comments section!  Read more »

Deplorable disc

Lebrecht LiaisonsIt is a truth universally acknowledged that Norman Lebrecht (pictured, left, in a robe à l’anglaise) is a bloody-minded crank, but, honestly, some of the commenters on his site make him seem the reincarnation of Mother Teresa. [Slipped Disc]

Patronizing went the strings of my heart

Mrs Stuyvesant FishMeet the charming and personable “Jane G.,” erstwhile patroness of the the Met, who, after hearing an “Outstanding… Spectacular” performance of Roberto Devereux there, decided to gather up her ermine wrap and quit her loge in disgust. Why? Read more »

Tits de-lovely

“Khatia’s great tits have come quite naturally, without a struggle.”

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There is something for everyone on the internet, even classical music aficionados who are looking for fellow bacon-lovers to share stories about breastfeeding porn arrests.

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Durch Mitleid wissend

“The Spanish musician went to hospital Tuesday night after experiencing extreme pain and vomiting after conducting Tosca.”

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Tweet charity

La Cieca is positively brimming with excitement to bring you an exclusive interview with @FakeNLebrecht, connoisseur of sick notes, writer of fiction and obituaries.

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