peter gelb has a fucking dilemma

Per sempre, Dick!

“’I never understood why’… Men take steroids. I mean ok, it makes you big and buff, but it shrinks your penis. I mean ok, the muscles attract the women, but at the end of the night, aren’t they embarrassed?” [Playbill Arts]   “Some in the business call it ‘Peter’s Dilemma’.” [New York Times]

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