After all the spectacularly bad publicity the Met garnered last month, Peter Gelb is now in Europe. In his absence, however, the Met has tracked down the source of recent leaks: they apparently derive directly from the General Manager’s office!

La Cieca’s source whispers, “This morning Met employees arrived to find a leak in house left. The cause? Allegedly, Peter Gelb’s office shower.”

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James Jorden (who wrote under the names "La Cieca" and "Our Own JJ") was the founder and editor of parterre box. During his 20 year career as an opera critic he wrote for the New York Times, Opera, Gay City News, Opera Now, Musical America and the New York Post. He also raised his voice in punditry on National Public Radio. From time to time he directed opera, including three unsuccessful productions of Don Giovanni. He also contributed a regular column on opera for the New York Observer. James died in October 2023.

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