Someone microloan this woman a dress

Yeah, I guess you have to figure that singing at such a low-profile, unimportant event as the annual Nobel Peace Prize concert really doesn’t merit investing in a whole new frock. I mean, the dress that everyone in the freaking universe has already seen on television is plenty good enough to recycle for the Oslo gig. (Jeez, you’d think that even if an “opera singer” could be this dumb, her “jazz singer” personality would clue her in.)

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