Cher Public

Yule, never walk alone

Just in time for the holidays, La Cieca has flung open the doors of her Shoppe of Holiday Delights! Remember, cher public, by doing your holiday shopping here, you help support your doyenne in her year-round mission of vending vitriol to those less fortunate than ourselves.

  • Camille

    O Fie, Cieca!
    You are also la vendeuse de beaucoup de joie, aussi!!

    LOVE that look of yours, the best of all of them!!!

  • coloraturafan

    If you have a Donizetti or Bel Canto opera fan on your holiday shopping list, I would wholeheartedly recommend Elena Mosuc’s new CD release Donizetti Heroines. It instantly became a new favorite for myself!

  • Krunoslav

    “Sell it! Sell it! Sell it!” -- The Queen Bee

  • tannengrin

    That photograph -- is that the long-lost Thomas Kinkade masterpiece “Lara returns to Dr. Zhivago’s house”.

    It’s quite a rare one in his oeuvre since this time you can actually see the children who, obviously, peed on the snow to give it its luminous color.

    • Camille

      LOL!!! LMAO!!!

      Merci, for I was wracking my memory for whatever it was that this was.

      It IS magnificent!!!!


  • -Ed.

    Now, why hadn’t I thought of that before? Every Thomas Kincaid painting sold should come with a free 8-track recording of the Ray Conniff Singers.

  • Quanto Painy Fakor

  • Gualtier M

    Given the huge ratings success of Carrie Underwood in “The Sound of Music”, I think a follow-up tv musical special starring La Cieca is necessary. Perhaps “Mame” starring “La Cieca” and this is a screen-grab of her “We Need a Little Christmas” production number.

    And when the Monday morning bitchery surfaces La Cieca will say “Mean People Need Jesus -- Jesus Moreno who lives down the street from me in Queens and will kick your sorry ass from here to Poughkeepsie”.

    • Clita del Toro

      And a production of Gypsy with Britney Spears as Mama and Justin Bieber as Gypsy.