“And the portions are so large!”
A parterre reader just back from the matinee of Powder Her Face relates this story of two elderly ladies seated in the second row, barely arms-length from the stageful of naked male extras who invaded the Duchess’s hotel room.
As the lights come up for intermission…
First Little Old Lady: “It was really interesting seeing all those different penises. They were all different shapes and sizes.”
Second Little Old Lady: “And colors!”