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Which singing couple is about to get involved in a messy scandal of the sort they usually experience only when performing together on the opera stage? It seems he is divorcing her to be with another diva, whose husband, yet a fourth opera singer, will receive as an early Christmas present the news she’s dumping him. (La Cieca will go on record as saying she doesn’t believe for a minute that facial hair has anything to do with this affair.)

  • Bianca Castafiore

    Is JDF married to a singer too?

    • No, she’s married to the conductor Pablo Heras-Casados.

      • armerjacquino

        I’d say he’s married to Julia Trappe, but I’m old-fashioned about these things ;-)

        • Oops, I mistook JDF for JDD.

          • armerjacquino

            … who is married to Leonardo Vordoni. I don’t think it’s your night, kashie!

          • Camille

            I do that all the time, too, kashania!

            I also confused MTT—Michael Tilson Thomas—with MTM, Mary Tyler Moore.

            At least I don’t take him for MGM.

          • LOL, let’s just hit reset.

            Bianca, dear:

          • armerjacquino

            Gilda! Mia Gilda!