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Leg show

queenofouterspaceToday’s gossip riddle: what does the Met’s upcoming Mary Zimmerman production of Rossini’s Armida have in common with the above-referenced classic of cheesy 1950s science fiction?

131 comments

  • schweigundtanze says:

    Hopefully Zsa Zsa Gabor.

  • Pelleas says:

    “Indescribable Terrors”?

  • CruzSF says:

    Bad diva masks and big boobs?

  • Gualtier M says:

    “I HATE Zat Qveen!!!” – Renee like Callas with “Il Palco Funesto” directed to Ghiringelli’s box at the opening night of “Il Pirata” at La Scala will declaim that line with an imperious gesture at La Cieca who will be quivering in her couture and Manolo Blahnik heels in her orchestra seat at the prima.

  • Pelleas says:

    All the girls are wearing mini-dresses and heels?

    Dreckitude (hat tip to Andre Leon Talley).

  • Conchita says:

    One can only hope little Renecita won’t come out in flesh-colored tights with a black (or yellow, depending on the wig department) triangle in just the right spot. One never knows with Zimmerman.

  • CruzSF says:

    Oh Conchita, thank god I read your post after my lunch.

  • kashania says:

    Good one, Pelleas. :)

  • La Cieca says:

    An additional clue (or rather, a restatement of the same clue) may be found in this video:

    It should be noted (not a clue) that La Gabor follows one of the Prime Directives of the Diva, i.e., “Always bring your own costumes.”

  • PirateJenny says:

    I do hope it is the costumes, and not the aimlessly- milling-about-while-the-masked-villainess-destroys-the-earth-at-a-tediously-slow-pace part.