Io ne volumi arcani leggo del cielo
Our Own JJ scoops the world, yet once again.
By two weeks, yet.
January 5: “Despite her flawless voice, the Latvian diva’s singing sounded as stiff and artificial as her frizzy black wig. Her attempts at Christopher Wheeldon’s booty-popping choreography looked game but embarrassing, like a Martha Stewart lesson on pole dancing.” [New York Post]
January 19: “Find fun ways to get fit with Martha on a special show full of unique exercises: Pole dance your way to a toned body…” [MarthaStewart.com]
Always on the cutting edge! Since Martha actually looks casual and to be having fun, does that relax the disapproval of Garanca just a bit?
Is that a view from Metropolitan Towers? It’s good to know that La Cieca is ever vigilant with regard to Martha’s antics. Congrats on the scoop.
La Cieca is very on topic. Lyric Opera starts it pole dancing Damnation soon. Yep, just when you think it is a joke…
Will the Pole dancing be Piotr Beczala?
JJ — I tole y’all that pole dancin’ line was the funniest quip in a lOOOONG time!!
Next time get it trademarked first, honey!
As Whoopi Goldberg said of “Showgirls,” “I haven’t seen so many poles abused since ‘Schindler’s List’!”
And speaking of great athletes, in honor of the impending Olympics, America’s best hope for a Gold in Pairs skating:
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Cammy? Really? On the other hand, look how tiny her waist is.