Doyenne overwhelmed by reader interest

The response to the critic auditions post has been something more than gratifying, cher public, with over 30 of you competing for entry into one of La Cieca’s limited number of slots.
Those of you who have already emailed will receive your review materials in due course; others La Cieca will ask to wait until the next round.
Or… if you have a performance to review (of an opera or concert you’ve already made arrangements to attend) or else if you feel like getting all thoughtful, La Cieca is open to pitches for live reviews and think pieces, appreciations and what have you. Pitch, public, pitch.
Doesn’t Diana look like La Cieca in the above photo?
Cieca, Assuming that I am one of the lucky few who will be receiving review materials, when should I expect the package?
At about 6:30, she says “If I have to lie, stit, cheal, and murder”.