the first two jokes
- The opera will be called Le convenienze ed incovenienze terrestriali.
- The first act aria will begin “Your tiny globe is frozen; let me warm it with my own.”
More jokes to follow — cher public, don’t be shy.
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We can have Florez sing a vocalise to show the rise and fall and rise of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere!
We need a scene for Siegfried and the woodbird, where the bird explains to Seigfried the impact of gold mining on the environment, and the tragic loss of its habitat that results. It might want to add a few words on the effect all this unnecessary magic fire has had on the atmosphere too – the sooner he puts it out the better, so post-haste to the top of the rock in the interests of reducing Brunnhilde’s carbon footprint.
Is Gore saying “Im the new opera hunk with an energy saving chunk in hand should any of you wish to engage with me in a climate changing novelty act I have dreamed up. I guarantee …one of us will glow at the end…as a result”
Gore further added…”and you thought ‘silly’…I was thinking I had an apple, in mind. We for that, you would need a doctor”
ConstanceCollier wrote “Millo is a great singer, what is your problem?”
Millo fans have no sense of humor do they?
Danwfatale you’re hired.
Millo fans have no sense of humor do they?
Say something funny and we might have.
ok how about these:
Millo’s so fat, when she sings… IT’S OVER!
Millo’s so fat they had to change costume labels at the MET from “one size fits all” to “one size fits most”.
Millo’s so fat her agent can only get her singing gigs at Sea World.
Lighten up people it’s Friday.
You’re going to need a lot better material than that, RB, if you’re going to work the big room. You’re moderated.
I have seen more than a few REDACTIONS… this however is my first MODERATION (not much good at moderation anyway…) but i do not know what has happened to RB… is he banned or blocked or scrubbing La Cieca’s toilets for a week??? Or maybe this is not something that is discussed …
moderation is not something RBris obviously evinces.
It’s Saturday, and it’s still not funny.
Considering you tip the scales pretty significantly yourself, might this be an example of widdle Brisbane’s self hatred?
Hilarious really.