Headshot of La Cieca

Cher Public

  • phoenix: Of course it is – and with the latest Salzburg Pfingstfestspiele Carbon-fiber Heating Technology!... 6:41 PM
  • PushedUpMezzo: That is not an option, ROH. Lance Ryan, Skelton, Begley, O’Neill, Daszak,perhaps a... 6:33 PM
  • PushedUpMezzo: Cecilia is certainly more viable than Natalie. But over both I favour Karina Gauvin or Carolyn... 6:26 PM
  • bobsnsane: Is that a crotch rocket? 6:19 PM
  • mrmyster: Point taken, Monty, but Voigt in FDW? Ouch! I think that is an exception to your generalization,... 6:17 PM
  • MontyNostry: Maybe she can take over as Cleopatra if Dessay cancels at the Met next season. With Jonathan Miller... 6:15 PM
  • phoenix: Ha! Do you really think that overblown warhouse Bartoli singing that even more overblown old warhorse of... 6:07 PM
  • MontyNostry: A provincial venue that seems to have some of the most interestingly conceived seasons on the... 5:47 PM

the first two jokes

  1. The opera will be called Le convenienze ed incovenienze terrestriali.
  2. The first act aria will begin “Your tiny globe is frozen; let me warm it with my own.”

More jokes to follow — cher public, don’t be shy.

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