20 December 2007

The blonde leading the blind

Imagine La Cieca's delight when she heard that Julia Roberts has been cast in the starring role of Voce di Donna, a biopic based upon the whirlwind adventures of your very own doyenne.


Oscar-winner Roberts (left) beat out A-listers Nicole Kidman, Susan Sarandon and Dame Judi Dench to portray "Older Cieca." The character in more "youthful" days will be played by Zac Efron. Additional casting for the film includes George Clooney as "Gualtier Malde," Robert Downey Jr. as "Little Stevie" and Jonathan Rhys Meyers as "Maury D'annato."

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12 Comments:

Anonymous caper said...

Brilliant casting! But is there not a cameo role for Mrs John Claggart? Would Harvey Fierstein take on the challenge?

December 20, 2007 11:45 AM  
Blogger La Cieca said...

Mrs. Claggart is a plum for any character actress. A pity Anna Magnani is no longer around to play it!

December 20, 2007 11:48 AM  
Blogger Doug said...

since camille saviola isn't enough of a name to movie-goers, i'm rooting for lainie kazan.

December 20, 2007 12:16 PM  
Blogger NYCOF said...

oooooh, can I be Renee? I can leap casting couches in a single bound. Of course, if you need a box office "name", then may I suggest Miss Reba McEntire for the role of Cieca's arch-nemesis?!

December 20, 2007 2:52 PM  
Anonymous tannengrin said...

I thought Maggie Smith was a shoe-in. She didn't want the part?

December 20, 2007 3:27 PM  
Blogger Maury D'annato said...

Hilarious, my most profound gratitude to the casting department for their gracious blend of myopia and mendacity.

I thought perhaps Christine Baranski would make an affecting "Older Cieca."

December 20, 2007 4:42 PM  
Blogger paddypig said...

perhaps a young charles laughton as gualtier malde.

December 20, 2007 5:30 PM  
Anonymous osservatore said...

La Cieca ain't got nothing on these two fellas ...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZN_0eI3ykI

December 20, 2007 5:56 PM  
Blogger rysanekfreak said...

Richard Simmons as James Levine?

Judi Dench as Eva Marton?

Cameron Diaz as Karita Mattila?

December 20, 2007 6:46 PM  
Blogger ljc said...

Not that there is anything wrong with it, but what's with all tne naked lady album covers that are at the bottom of the page these days? Hans Hotter seems to be the only one clothed.

December 21, 2007 3:54 AM  
Blogger La Cieca said...

ljc: Now, now. Astrid Varnay is very modestly garbed as well. The "naked" covers are for a new set of midprice released on the Opera d'Oro label.

December 21, 2007 10:12 AM  
Blogger ljc said...

I suppose a nekked Aida might be somewhat historically acurate(if it's not Zinka or LP) and maybe Mimi bareass might explain her character, but Turandot in an evening gown, and military Marie skimpy on a cannon are a little over the top, especially if Napoleon found out. I know; skin sells disks.

December 21, 2007 2:55 PM  

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