Utter a word
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14 November 2007
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49 Comments:
"Well... Erika, you're alright. But your Grandmom's is HOT!"
"No, that's not just my hand in my pocket, if you know what I mean and I think you do"
La Cieca's classic (and only) Vanessa joke:
Aria from the opera Rebecca: "Must DeWinter cum so soon?"
Darn it, someone already took the hand-in-his-pocket joke. :)
Erika: "I'm so fucking bored!"
Yes, Erika, before the procedure, my name was Natalya.
"Yes they also call it Anatol."
"... I mean, only if you're up for it."
"Erika my dear, are you constipated?"
"Excuse me, but when I said, 'I want the potage creme aux perles,' I was talking to the waiter!"
"Christ, what an asshole!"
"Contessa, perdono!"
"Really, he's an old fishing buddy of mine."
"Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me, big boy?"
"...her left leg floating in a local brook./We never could find the rest of her/...or her book."
"...and I have batteries for it too!"
"My last girlfriend did it all the time!"
"Vunce upon ah time sehr vas three bears.."
Bad news, Honey. Gelb says I'm too old and you're too fat.
"This is my box. This is my box. I never travel without my box."
"Anatol and his false Dmitri"?
--le cerf agile
"I promise I'll pull out..."
"Because YOU are like a pink rose, cousin Cecily."
(with all due respect for dcrazmo who has provided the ideal response.)
- Hans Lick
"I'm thinking soft layers around your face with honey-blonde highlights. And definitely a smoky eye."
I can't believe I ate the whole thing!
Honestly, Mr. Mays, I thought you were much better in 'I Am My Own Wife'...
"Whadya mean you're late, sweets? It's not like ya missed dinner er nuthin'."
The woman: "O terra addio!"
He He! You thought I was a tenor! Didn't you Erika? Oh snap!
"Turn around, bright eyes! Every now and then..."
Martin Pakledinaz made new suits for me... Does it show?
So the paper thingy turned blue - so what?
Her: (singing) "Ahhhhhh! sweet mystery of life at last I've found thee!"
Him: "Don't I look like Dwayne Croft when I strut like this?"
"The cabin steward says it's nothing; we've bumped up against an iceberg or something. Just the same, the Captain wants all passengers on deck with their lifebelts on."
Don't make that face, you get to listen to me!. _I_, on the other hand, have to listen to _you_..."
"Well, I think this opera is boring too, but when that happens, I just think of the check..."
"I warned you at rehearsal about interpolating a high E flat there, but no... you wouldn't listen to me..."
"....so did you see the METs new production of Norma?....yeah that was my reaction too."
Sie sagen, daß die Liebe bitter schmecke.
"Holy CRAP - there's no prompter box here like there is at the MET!! NOW WHAT??!?!?!?!?!"
"Why is he singing Onegin, when the orchestra is playing Arabella... ?!?"
"That noise? I think it was Mortier barfing backstage."
"Boids, dirty disgusting boids."
"I made you drink too much wine."
Wine??
I never drink ... wine!!
Your old Doctor asked me to marry him, but I want to sip other people's wine from the small of your Young Parson's back......do I shock you?
And what's your name, again, dear?
IN THE NEW OPERA "BABY JOHN DOE", HORACE MCGREEVEY APPRISES HIS WIFE OF THE SITUATION.
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