05 November 2007

Perché non ho del talento?

This performance of the "alternative" entrance aria from Lucia di Lammermoor illustrates why the road not taken probably wasn't such a good idea in the first place. Note, too, how the technical quality of the video production so aptly complements the efforts of the artiste.

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25 Comments:

Blogger Willym said...

Oh dear... all other words fail me!

November 05, 2007 6:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But the dress is fabulastic, damn it all!

Filth has entered a new age. Who is this woman?

November 05, 2007 8:27 AM  
Blogger Lindoro said...

Oh Dio! 'nuff said

November 05, 2007 8:28 AM  
Anonymous Perfidia said...

The Madonna is going to cry blood...Any minute now

November 05, 2007 9:11 AM  
Anonymous arepo said...

Thanks for ruining my day...

November 05, 2007 9:27 AM  
Anonymous bolshoipavel said...

More sad than funny. This seems to be a promotional video for the singer -- can she be that delusional? I have a recording of Sutherland singing this aria. She makes is sound a tad better.

November 05, 2007 9:54 AM  
Anonymous bolshoipavel said...

BTW, is there some bug in the blog? It says '0 comments' out front, but when you go in to make one, you see that some have been posted.

November 05, 2007 9:57 AM  
Blogger ChacoWhacko said...

Are you quite sure this is actually not Walter Scott's "LADY OF THE LAKE"? For she rather sounds like she is drowning!

November 05, 2007 10:16 AM  
Blogger ChacoWhacko said...

Can I just add, I feel a bit guilty saying anything because this is one of those rare cases where they really don't sing that badly at all, but just have a hugely unattractive voice.

BTW

Do you think those are her parents playing the piano and turning pages?

November 05, 2007 10:22 AM  
Anonymous Diva2themax said...

Oh ummm. Wow. I don't even think she's singing actual words just warble after warble.

November 05, 2007 1:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the spirit of 'fair is fair'...
this aria can be found in the Opera Rara recording of 'Rosmonda d'Inghilterra', sung beautifully and accurately by La Fleming before she became the most famous soprano in the world.

Meretrice I d'Oscena

November 05, 2007 4:06 PM  
Anonymous il_guarany said...

I think it's the operatic version of "I've Written a Letter to Daddy."

November 05, 2007 4:41 PM  
Blogger iltenoredigrazia said...

Did anyone listen until the end?

November 05, 2007 5:03 PM  
Blogger Carl said...

YES! RHONDA BACHMAN!!!!!

November 05, 2007 8:17 PM  
Anonymous Sordo felice said...

This is obviously a trailer for the new Christoph Loy production in Dusseldrof.

Not content with trashing the mise en scene, he is now applying his aesthetic principles to the score, too.

November 05, 2007 9:46 PM  
Blogger Brightshadow said...

I stood about two minutes of it. This is the sort of thing that killed vaudeville. And I disagree with Chacowhacko -- she sings badly with her godawful instrument.

Now I feel sorry for all those uncharitable things I said about Guleghina's cabaletta in Macbeth.
- Hans Lick

November 05, 2007 10:13 PM  
Blogger Derek said...

Is it "Flight of the Bumblebee"?

And what a beautiful garden

November 05, 2007 10:15 PM  
Anonymous sharon graham said...

she projects self-confidence. The same kind of deluded self-confidence that makes people like Rudy Giuliani think they can become Preseident

November 05, 2007 10:33 PM  
Blogger Constantine A. Papas said...

chacowhacko,

The voice is not unattractive but abysmally ugly! Who are the assassins of good taste, who encourage these people to sing? Possibly unscrupulous voice teachers preying on the ambitions and weaknesses of marginal vocal talents. I feel sorry for the lady, whoever she is.

November 06, 2007 3:48 AM  
Blogger ChacoWhacko said...

Well, I don't think the under-talented deserve extirpation! I have no problem throwing lobs at the rich and talented when they disappoint, but other than the thrill of schadenfreude, I don't think there is any useful reason to mock the amateur or sad.

November 06, 2007 9:44 AM  
Anonymous orestes said...

At last! The long-missing granddaughter of Sari Bunchuck Wontner has been found. Clever of her to avoid invidious comparisons to her mother's unique Violetta by opting for Lucia by way of Rosmonda.

Overwhelmed after two minutes.

November 06, 2007 10:12 AM  
Anonymous Baryton francais said...

O Dio tormento...
I guess no one can accuse La Cieca of specifically focusing on the filth of Fleming after this... lol.

This is truly horrific and sad. I think I'd rather listen to "popera" for hours instead of this. Wow.

Oh no, I just heard the final high "note" while typing this!!! AGGHH!!!

November 07, 2007 9:20 PM  
Anonymous Alice Roberts said...

I feel terribly sorry for the lady. Tricked out in what looks like a copy of one of Persiani's outfits, no voice really, every mannerism that she could think of, like the rigid right hand index finger..... I listened to end and thought, 'daddy's little princess isn't going to have that big opera career after all.' I've met the type,
they can put on any recording of any singer and pull the whole thing apart. Feel sorry for her.

November 07, 2007 10:12 PM  
Blogger DirkVA said...

Isn't that the opera-singer scioness of the Dow-Jones family?

She is a real find, but what made me absolutely scream was the pianist! He could have a great career. Of some kind.

And it's sheer genius to set the mise-en-scène in the local Protestant Episcopal Church!

November 08, 2007 3:32 PM  
Anonymous -Ed. said...

Ha haaa! Ha, ha ha, ha! Haaaa! Ha, ha, ha ha!!! Aaaaaahh, ha, ha ha!! Eeeeyaaaaaah, ha, ha haaaaaaaaaaahh!

November 09, 2007 9:52 AM  

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