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If you have tears, prepare to shed them now

Struggling downtown artiste Robert Wilson has been rendered homeless since his recent “eviction” from the 6,000 square foot loft he leased since the early 1970s. The space is located in a building on Vestry Street in trendy TriBeCa that’s scheduled for demolition to make way for, what else, luxury condominiums. The bereft avante-gardiste has been reduced to “traveling in Europe for work when not staying with friends in New York” but is “resigned to the idea he won’t be able to find a new place with as much space,” according to Page Six.

Having apparently dismissed the notion of leasing warehouse space in an outer borough (shudder!), the Lohengrin director is divesting himself of a few of the more than 3,000 tchotckes currently cluttering the place, including “20th-century furniture, tribal art, sculpture, textiles, ceramics, contemporary glass, Asian art and contemporary drawings, photographs, works by artists such as Andy Warhol, Jasper Johns, Man Ray, Frank Gehry, Frank Lloyd Wright, Agnes Martin and Richard Serra.” (It’s an encouraging sign that even in deepest despair, Wilson retains his protean name-dropping ability.) Selected items will be auctioned on Sunday at tony Philips de Pury.

Wilson, putting his storage problems in perspective, reflects, “It is a tragedy that all this will be destroyed.”

8 comments

  • Maury D'annato says:

    On the one hand there’s a certain degree of Schadenfreude because I can barely afford to live in a place that, by the sound of it, is probably the size of his shower stall. On the other hand, at least it’s–for once–an artist and not an investment banker or a fucking landlord or some other societal parasite who got to live like that.

  • OPÉRA CHANTEUSE says:

    I’m choked with laughter, Maury!

  • La Cieca says:

    Depends on your definition of “societal parasite,” I suppose.

  • Brightshadow says:

    “It’s a tragedy that all this will be destroyed” was precisely my reaction, poring over the score of Lohengrin, when I learned he was slated to direct it.
    - Hans Lick

  • tannengrin says:

    Maybe he could relocated to Bayreuth (they’re sure to have some space in a barn somewhere) and join the newly formed alliance between Kate & Christian. A new trinity for the holy grail!

  • Kashania says:

    Poor Bob Wilson. He staying at friends’ homes. What? He can’t rent an apartment and some storage for his art? It’s not rocket science.

  • frickin gottlob says:

    I have an idea! Why don’t we all take turns hitting him with a two by four?

  • Straussmonster says:

    I weep a single emo tear for Robert Wilson.

    ;_; (emo walrus)