14 November 2006

When Ladies Meet

The scene: Backstage at the Richard Tucker Gala.

The situation: Diva X is onstage, singing music from the opera _________, a role for which Diva Y (also on the bill) is famous. Diva Z is among the onlookers while Diva Y "holds court."

[The guests chatter.]

Diva Y: Silence! What's that music!

Diva Z: Why, that's a scene from _________.

Diva Y: __________? Who on earth is singing that?

Diva Z: Oh, that's Diva X!

Diva Y: Diva X? Is Diva X actually singing _________?

Diva Z: Well, yes, but, you know, it's only an excerpt, not the whole role . . .

Diva Y: [interrupting] Never mind, my dear. That was a rhetorical question.

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6 Comments:

Blogger Brett said...

Hmm ... Futral singing Traviata? Or Racette singing the Boïto?

November 14, 2006 5:09 PM  
Blogger calaf47 said...

Sounds like Maramabio (singing BALLO excerpt)...with comments from La MILLO (who couldn't possibly sing that role now!!

November 14, 2006 6:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, it is fun to speculate. I immediately thought Renee and Angela, but Angela wasn't actually there at the time.

November 16, 2006 8:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitley La Millo referring to Racette who has no business singing Otello nor Mefistofele...EVER!!!!!

November 16, 2006 9:00 AM  
Blogger Flores para los muertos said...

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November 18, 2006 4:32 PM  
Blogger Flores para los muertos said...

I agree! Racette should not venture into the tenor and bass repertoire. She should only sing SOPRANO!!!!

November 18, 2006 4:34 PM  

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