14 November 2006

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The infamous X-rated telephone calls from Fox News blowhard Bill O'Reilly to his producer Andrea Mackris are now arias in a decidedly secular oratorio by composer Igor Keller. According to the gossip site radar.com, Keller has set court documents relating to Mackris's sexual harassment lawsuit against O'Reilly as "seven chorales, four recitatives, and numerous arias." The work, Mackris vs. O'Reilly, is scheduled for a premiere in Seattle in January 2007.


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No matter how loud the orchestration, it will be hard to equal the horrendous bombast of the primary source himself.

I hope the trombones make a lot of loud fart sounds every few minutes.

November 14, 2006 7:17 PM  
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Guess who will be there to gather a full report!

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Please tell me what instrument (or sound) will reperesent Bill's dildo?

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