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  • A. Poggia Turra: Well, they usually put out a drinkable Chanpagne in Galleries Club – please enjoy a glass... 10:20 AM
  • manou: Only in the Club Class lounge – no free pyjamas for me today! 10:16 AM
  • A. Poggia Turra: Manou, are you in the CCR? 10:12 AM
  • A. Poggia Turra: I will be listening to the TCE Cosi because it’s live vs. a taped performance, because the... 10:09 AM
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  • MontyNostry: Well, let’s just say the opera’s been renamed Canerentola. 9:14 AM
  • MontyNostry: Admittedly, I’ve only heard her live once, and that was in a song recital, but I was struck by... 9:07 AM
  • floridante2k: Poliuto :) 9:02 AM

I want to be a prima donna, donna, donna

Fanny Brice burlesques an operatic diva.

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The Inner Bark

“Her quirky personality shines through once she gets to know you . . . . In the home, she is very sweet and quite affectionate, however she is not clingy or needy for your undivided attention at all times . . . . She’s not a hyper or noisy girl, but she has a wealth of energy and stamina and she loves to go for long walks in the park . . . . All she needs now is someone to whom she can give all that love and devotion. All she wants is someone to love her and spend time with her.” Oh, and her singing voice “could rival Renee Fleming,” which is pretty impressive, since this bitch seems to have it all over Renaay in the personality department.

Update: on the other hand, maybe I’m misreading this. What if the dog sounds like this?

On dit…

… that a certain baton-wielder is currently modeling jewelry from the Martha Stewart collection.

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Smooth operator

As a supplement to this week’s podcast of Faust, a video of Alfredo Kraus singing “Salut, demeure” in 1972.

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The Inner Bark

“Her quirky personality shines through once she gets to know you . . . . In the home, she is very sweet and quite affectionate, however she is not clingy or needy for your undivided attention at all times . . . . She’s not a hyper or noisy girl, but she has a wealth of energy and stamina and she loves to go for long walks in the park . . . . All she needs now is someone to whom she can give all that love and devotion. All she wants is someone to love her and spend [...]

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Smooth operator

As a supplement to this week’s podcast of Faust, a video of Alfredo Kraus singing “Salut, demeure” in 1972.

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Le Pontife masqué

Dear Liz Smith reports today: “THE NEW pope, Benedict XVI, is getting a reputation for slightly eccentric behavior. He likes to disguise himself as a simple priest and go out at night back to his former apartments in a little zone tucked behind St. Peter’s Square. He often goes to his old room and stays there for hours.” Now, maybe this is just me, but doesn’t that sound like the premise for an opera comique? Pierette and her confidante Marthe are unaware that the simplePere Michel is none other than Pope Benedict XVI! A delicious trio of comicintrigue ensues. The [...]

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Too much is not enough

La Cieca is both delighted and heartbroken to announce that, on the occasion of Madame Vera Galupe-Borszkh‘s twentieth Annual Farewell Recital, the celebrated “Traumatic Soprano” will, at long last, take the “F” word literally. Madame Vera will say “addio senza rancor” to New York once and for all when she returns to the Thalia Theatre at Symphony Space for three recitals, March 22nd, 24th, and 25th, 2006 at 8 P.M. In what is billed as “La Gran Scena’s only New York appearance this season,” dear Vera will take center stage with her accustomed “monster concert” program of demanding arias and [...]

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